THE HOLIDAY SHOP

A HOLE NEW KIND OF WELLNESS

The first brand dedicated to optimizing butt health, hygiene, and assthetics®.

Meet our first product, That Hole Serum

IT SOOTHES IRRITATIONS & IMPROVES TISSUE HEALTH

It's doctor approved AND the first daily serum for better butthole health


IMPROVED SKIN HEALTH MEANS LESS IRRITATION

Rectal skin is much thinner and more delicate than other areas of our body and gets weaker as we age.

Plus, the friction from wiping, irritants in soaps & wet wipes, constipation, straining, added pressure, and more can further damage the skin, and is probably the #1 cause for butthole irritations.

Our solution? A daily butthole serum for optimal skin health.

INGREDIENTS SCIENTIFICALLY SHOWN TO OPTIMIZE SKIN HEALTH

A potent blend of 8 healing plant extracts, 5 multi-layer hydrators, 4 skin essential minerals, 3 powerful peptides, and absolutly no perfumes, dyes, or B.S.

Boosts Cellular Turnover
Relives Inflammation
Tightens Swollen Tissue
Thickens Tissue Walls
Boosts Moisture Retention
Replenishes Natural Urea
Supports Balanced Biome
Improve Barrier Function
Helps Microcirculation
Enhances Skin Elasticity

Nourish tissue daily to help resiliancy against:

Dry Itchy Skin
Inflammation & Redness
Burning & Pain
Micro Tears & Bleeding
Swollen Tissue
Odor Causing Bacteria

ASSET MEDICAL ADVISORY TEAM

LAUREN AOKI, BOARD CERTIFIED DERMATOLOGIST, AESTHETIC MEDICINE
"Rectal skin is just as improtant as skin anywhere else on our body, if not more important due to it's essential daily functions. That hole serum has key ingredients our buttholes need for improved tissue health and function."


WILLIAM GOODMAN, M.D., GASTROENTEROLOGIST
"That Hole Serum is phenominal for soothing irritations and strengthen rectal tissue."

Doctor Reccomended * Clean Ingredients * Optimal Butthole Health
  • Make your hole, whole.

    The first daily serum for optimal butthole health.

    Clean Ingredients
    No Residue
    Odor Neutralizing

  • Improve butthole health

    Healing & Hydration
    Barrier & Biome
    Strength & Elasticity

  • Soothe butthole irritations

    Inflammation & Burning
    Dry Skin & Itching
    Hemorrhoids & Fissures
    Pain & Discomfort

  • Apply daily on clean dry butt

    Once daily
    3-4X daily w/ irritation

  • PROVEN INGREDIENTS FOR HEALING AND HEALTH

    8 Botanical Extracts
    5 Multi-layer Hydrators
    4 Essential Minerals
    3 Powerful Peptides
    Absolutly No B.S.

  • SAFE FOR SENSATIVE SKIN

    All Skin Types
    Pregnant Women
    Nursing Mothers

  • HIGHEST STANDARDS

    FDA Registered Lab
    Kosher Certified Lab
    Certificate of Analysis for each ingredient

  • DOCTOR APPROVED FORMULA

    • Lauren Aoki, Board Certified Dermatologist, Aesthetic Medicine

    • William Goodman, M.D., Gastroenterologist

  • "Love the packaging and the product is BEYOND amazing!"

YOUR ASS IS IN GOOD HANDS

  • ★★★★★

    “My new favorite skincare, I can't stop singing its praises!”

    Jess r.
  • ★★★★★

    “This Serum kinda. changed my life. A truly original product. And love the Asset team, great customer service, 10/10!”

    DAVID B.
  • ★★★★★

    “Been using it for 3 months now. I never thought I'd find a product that could make such a difference in my life. This serum has exceeded my expectations.”

    ASHLEE T.
  • ★★★★★

    “This daily butt product is a must-have. No residue and my butt skin looks and feels so much better.”

    UMA T.
  • ★★★★★

    “Finally! This is the product I've been looking for. My ass consistantly feels better and I feel more confident.”

    Emilie O.
  • ★★★★★

    “I use this almost everyday now and my bottom has never felt better... it's like I have a whole new hole!”

    MICHAEL M.
  • ★★★★★

    “I can wear a thong all day without irritation. It's a godsend. Sign my ass up!”

    Cara C.

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