New Year Special

WE LOVE BUTTS.

IT'S WHY WE STARTED THIS BUSINESS.

WELL THAT AND THE FACT 93% OF
PEOPLE EXPERIENCE BUTT
PROBLEMS, THERE'S A TOTAL LACK
OF APPROPRIATE PRODUCTS, AND
EVERYONE IS EMBARRASSED.

WE'RE HERE TO CHANGE THAT.

OUR MISSION IS TO TAKE THE
TABOO OUT OF TAKING CARE OF
YOUR BUTT.

TO BUILD AMAZING PRODUCTS SO
YOU CAN HAVE THE BEST VERSION
OF YOURS—A HEALTHY, HYGIENIC
HOLE, AND A GREAT LOOKING PAIR
OF CHEEKS.