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Hole Serum™

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15ml (.5oz) | 100+ Uses

A doctor-developed daily serum for soothing stressed anal skin and improving overall skin health and appearance.

Ingredients shown to:

  • Calm & Renew Stressed Skin
  • Hydrate & Comfort Dry Skin
  • Boost Tissue Elasticity & Resilience
  • Smooth & Supple Skin Texture
  • Brighten & Even Skin Tone

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  • Made in USA
  • 30-Day Guarantee
HOW IT WORKS:

Anal skin is much thinner and more delicate than other areas, gets weaker as we age, and is easily damaged from all kinds of lifestyle factors:

  • Friction from wiping
  • Skin-stripping harsh soaps
  • Anal play
  • Irritants in wet wipes
  • Hard stools
  • Pregnancy
  • Weight lifting
  • Sitting or standing too long
  • Constipation and straining

For over two years, we collaborated with a renowned dermatologist and multiple cosmetic chemists to develop more than 80 versions of Hole Serum.

The result is a perfected cosmetic formula that nourishes this sensitive area with a buttload of botanicals, vitamins, antioxidants, and ceramides. These ingredients support the skin's natural rejuvenation, leading to more resilient, better-looking, and healthier-feeling skin.

WHO IT'S FOR:

Those Seeking Relief: Anyone dealing with regular irritation, dryness, or discomfort back there.

Skincare Enthusiasts: Anyone who wants smoother, healthier, better-looking perianal skin.

Recovery & Aftercare Needs: Post-colonoscopy, perianal or rectal surgery; Brazilian waxing, anal shaving or hair removal; anal play or post-sex; postpartum (pregnancy & labor)

WHAT IT'S LIKE:

Texture
Thick, bouncy cream absorbs instantly with matte finish.

Scent

Fragrance free, naturally imparts a subtle sweet smell.

Initial Use

Calmer, moisturized, more supple skin.

Consistent Use

Healthier, brighter, softer, more resilient skin.

INGREDIENTS:

Water
Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride
Arachidyl Alcohol
Behenyl Alcohol
Arachidyl Glucoside
Isoamyl Laurate
Cetearyl Alcohol
Coco-Caprylate/Caprate
Panthenol (Vitamin B5)
Betaine
Glycerin
Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter
Elaeis Guineensis (Palm) Butter
Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil
Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil
Curcuma Longa (Turmeric) Root Extract
Bisabolol
Aesculus Hippocastanum (Horse Chestnut) Seed Extract
Ruscus Aculeatus (Butcher's Broom) Root Extract
Collinsonia Canadensis (Stone) Root Extract
Centella Asiatica (Gotu Kola) Extract
Glycyrrhiza Glabra (Licorice) Root Extract
Ceramide NP
Ceramide AP
Ceramide AS
Ceramide NG
Ceramide EOP
Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Allantoin
Cholesterol
Hydrogenated Lecithin
Glyceryl Stearate
Polyacrylate Crosspolymer-6
1,2-Hexanediol
Caprylyl Glycol
Sodium Phytate
Hydroxyethyl Acrylate
Phenoxyethanol
Sorbic Acid

WARNINGS:

We put an extreme amount of care into sourcing premium ingredients and developing a formula for sensitive and intimate skin, including working with a board-certified dermatologist. But your skin and situation is unique, so please consider the following:

If you are pregnant, nursing, or have a medical condition, we recommend reviewing the products you use with your doctor to make sure they are appropriate for you.

For external use only. Patch test before use. If irritation occurs, rinse off and discontinue.

Hole Serum is a super skin-nourishing cosmetic formula, not a magic potion—put the taboo behind you and confidently show your ass to your doctor if you're unsure about anything.

SHIPPING INFO:

Currently shipping to U.S. addresses only.

Located outside of the U.S.? Send an email to hello@thatasset.com and let us know—we're a startup actively planning where to expand next.

  • Vegan
  • Cruelty Free
  • Paraben Free
  • Phthalate Free

Potent Extracts Made Fresh

We source premium raw plant material and make custom extracts ourselves for each and every batch of Hole Serum ensuring maximum potency.

  • Aesculus Hippocastanum (Horse Chestnut) Seed Extract

    Calms and renews perianal skin, helping to reduce discomfort and improve skin resilience.

  • Glycyrrhiza Glabra (Licorice) Root Extract

    Improves the appearance of uneven skin tone and reduces visible redness, calming irritated skin.

  • Ruscus Aculeatus (Butcher’s Broom) Root Extract

    Soothes and refreshes perianal skin, promoting a healthy, rejuvenated appearance.

  • Centella Asiatica (Gotu Kola) Extract

    Supports the skin's natural barrier, helping to maintain hydration and soothe sensitive or stressed skin.

  • Collinsonia Canadensis (Stone) Root Extract

    Promotes healthy-looking skin and helps reduce signs of irritation in sensitive areas or delicate areas.

Daily Use,
Long-Term
Benefits

Use once daily or as needed—rub in a small amount (half pump) after cleansing and drying the area. Hole Serum completes your whole body care routine.

Customer Reviews

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Anonymous
The product works!!

Used this for a month and immediately saw results. What a life saver!

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Dboy
fresh!

Daily use revitalizes a problem area and leaves it fresh and healthy!

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C. Sullivan
It actually works!

I always doubt internet purchases but this has actually helped. Childbirth, weightlifting, poor diet, my hole has been through some things. I've used asset for a few weeks and I don't know how I've survived this long without it.

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Sivart Design
Happy Ass Can Be!

I was a little skeptical before I purchased your product due to the price point. After using it for a few weeks I fell in love. It really works! My Ass has never felt better after a year of suffering! It truly is a big asset which is a good thing to have!

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Nikola Stan

Hole Serum™

Individual results may vary. No guarantee of results.